30/01/08 *FREE LE!!! *

Some pictures of those food we ate in the ikea shopping there~

-10 meatballs for these price o.o 10 meatball only leh!!!! -_-

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This one outside my house there de coffeshop sell $2.50 only leh, somemore bigger size le

After that, me,auggy and sam went to vivo to look for jobs~ So sam brought us walk those si ren lu again.. then in the carpark, there was this car we saw.
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after that then we go Kbox, 1 person $20 for 2 hrs, sku only 1 person $4 for 2hr T__T

$20 leh!!! fly away liao~~

guess wat is the price for this 2 small tibits?

$12!!!! OMG, go uncle tibits buy, pay $2 got 5 times more than all these here =.=

edward-

DOTA ALLSTARS ASIAN HERO ~ Yatta !

Hey all ! It’s the holidays !! YUP ! DOTA ASIAN hero ! Yatta ! (taken from Hiro Nakamura “Heroes”, it means “I did it ! “) I found out when I was playing 6.48 AI + v1.52 and 6.49c.  And the new hero is … … EvilEdward ??!! O.O WTH ??!! Thumbnails are used as the page is not wide enough to see the full page and to reduce bandwidth.

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INTRODUCTION

EvilEdward the Charlatan
To trick the minds for joy, evil at work

SKILL GUIDE 

As you can see he is an intelligence hero with scheming abilities. Now I will put a guide on his skills below:

 [Fishing] [Max Level: 4]
Description: EvilEdward throws a line, targeting and pulling one enemy closer to him. The enemy that is “fished” will be stun, damaged.

Level 1 – 400 range, stun 1 second, 80 damage.
Level 2 – 450 range, stun 1.5 seconds, 100 damage.
Level 3 – 475 range, stun 1.8 seconds, 150 damage.
Level 4 – 500 range, stun 2 seconds, 200 damage.

Cooldown: 15 seconds

Level 1 – 100 mana, 15 sec cooldown.
Level 2 – 175 mana, 15 sec cooldown.
Level 3 – 190 mana, 15 sec cooldown.
Level 4 – 210 mana, 15 sec cooldown.

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 [Dark Boots] [Max Level: 4]
Description: The Charlatan gains increased movement speed.

Level 1 – Increased movement speed by 10% for 10 seconds.
Level 2 – Increased movement speed by 20% for 12 seconds.
Level 3 – Increased movement speed by 30% for 15 seconds.
Level 4 – Increased movement speed by 40% for 20 seconds.

Cooldown: 60 seconds

Level 1 – 300 mana, 60 sec cooldown.
Level 2 – 375 mana, 60 sec cooldown.
Level 3 – 420 mana, 60 sec cooldown.
Level 4 – 500 mana, 60 sec cooldown.

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 [Scheme] [Max Level: 4]
Description: Unleashes a scheme to nearby enemy heores. Enemy heores will have a certain probaility to attack their own teammates and lose HP over time.

Level 1 – 400 AOE, enemy heores lose 5 hp/sec, 5% chance of hitting own teammates for 6 seconds.
Level 2 – 475 AOE, enemy heores lose 10 hp/sec, 5% chance of hitting own teammates for 10 seconds.
Level 3 – 525 AOE, enemy heores lose 12 hp/sec, 8% chance of hitting own teammates for 14 seconds.
Level 4 – 700 AOE, enemy heores lose 15 hp/sec, 10% chance of hitting own teammates for 20 seconds.

Cooldown: 45 seconds

Level 1 – 250 mana, 45 sec cooldown.
Level 2 – 300 mana, 45 sec cooldown.
Level 3 – 350 mana, 45 sec cooldown.
Level 4 – 400 mana, 45 sec cooldown.

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 [Loud Hailer] [Max Level: 3] [Ultimate]
Description: PASSIVE SKILL. Releases an extremely loud voice, damaging enemies near to the hero. The further the distance, the less damage it does; each damage loses 7% per enemy, have a certain chance of instant death if enemies are too close to the hero. However the skill depends on the voice level and mood of the day he have.

Level 1 – 500 AOE, 80 damage, 5% chance of instant death within 100 range
Level 2 – 650 AOE, 100 damage, 10% chance of instant death within 150 range
Level 3 – 800 AOE, 150 damage, 15% chance of instant death within 200 range

SCREENSHOT

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Thats’s all !! Thank you for watching !

NOTE: No offence please. I apologise to Edward for using your photos without your permission. I am not trying to make fun of you, but in contrast, to er…promote ?. Delete this post if anyone of you especially, edward, finds it offensive. Thanks. 

YO! Te ye ~
Happy Holidays Everyone !!

Outing?

Hey guys, wednesday last paper le. wanna go for some class outing? Last paper end at 11am. so.. ya.

Class Fund: $30+
Want to use de hua can tell me. lol, if not save for other outing le.

Vote ah. give you all 5 choices. if got other choices add in lor.

Lunch Outing
1) Sakae (Check for buffet places)
2) Pizza Hut
3) Seoul Garden
4) Steamboat somewhere?
5) STAFF CENTRE LOL LOL LOL

Movie Outing
1) Cloverfield LOL
2) The Mist
3) 27 Dresses
4) The Assassination of Jesse James
5) The House

For your information.. Kung Fu Slam Dunk, CJ7 and the other jack neo show only on screen on 7 feb… \

Leave comment~

Xiaomin

SEAN THIS IS THE SECRET FOR TML PAPER !!!!

SEAN THIS IS FOR U 

i found out the questions for tml paper !!!!!!!  You wont regret if U READ IT!!!

1.Which chatacter uses culling axe(2marks), breify describe wat it do in( I ) lv 1 (10marks)(II) lv 2 (20marks)

(III)lv 3 (30marks)

a hero at 450 life was attacked by culling axe  10 s later,  calculate the percentage of the hero dying when it was hit 10s later while  its regaining hp speed is 10hp/s ( 38marks)
 YAY! lets score 100 together !!!! COMMON DOTA DOTA DOTA. BLINK BLINK BLINK !!!!

erm.. the paper is call D.O.T.A anyway

LOL

edward-

TRS here again to bring you funny video..

The Divorce Song

here’s the lyrics….

hush little girl

sweet baby dont cry, tonight

daddy is here and he’ll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight

why cant it all be like it was before

how can i explain why mommy’s not here anymore

cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores

daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores

daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus

i think thats why mommy left us, mommy left us

hush little girl

there is no reason to fret, tonight

don’t mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, tonight

soon it will all be like it was before

any minute, she will walk through that front door

but daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer

then he wants sex that involves mommy’s rear

daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus

i think thats why mommy left us

please dont cry

i swear i’ll try

to be here by your side

right after daddy gets home from the bar

visits his bookee

and steals a new car

he’ll drive to the strip club

and if daddy plays his cards right

he’ll bring home your new mommy tonight

A 21st Century Fairy Tale ~ by YO! Te ye o.O

A story for entertainment purposes only. The following story is adpated from NETF ST0104 2008 Exam paper and modified by Yo! Te ye. Any names that are similar or identical to the living or dead is purely conincidental. We shall not hold any responsibilities.

#########A 21st Century Fairy Tale#########

Once upon a time, there lived Mr Tan Cheese Ong and his family in a HDB flat not very far away…..

Mr Tan had a wife and two children. they each had a wireless notebook and they connect to the Wi-Fi router to get access to the Internet.

Then one stormy night, *BOOM*…lightning strikes, thunder roars….*CONK*. There it goes again… Mr Tan’s wife realised something.

Wife: “Dear, our Wi-Fi router is malfunctioning ! ):”.

Mr Tan: “WTH !! I have urgent work to do leh !!! Aiya…钱难ZHUAN LAH !!”.

Children: “DADDY ! DADDY ! HELP !! We can’t access the Net !!!”.

Mr Tan goes into a deep thinking…

After 5 minutes, a brainwave struck him.

Mr Tan: “WOW ! Sian lah Dear, why I so smart, got idea liao”.

Wife:”-_-”".

Mr Tan: “My children, shall we go to Macdonalds ?”.

Children: “YEAH !! DADDY  THE BEST LE !”

And so…Mr Tan Cheese Ong and his wife, two children went to the nearest 24/7 Mac to complete their work and have their supper.

And they lived happily ever after… … 钱难ZHUAN LAH !

Mr Tan is happy, his family is happy and I am happy. Why I happy ? Because this question is worth 10 marks !! and well…I think I got the marks. 

PS: Jk, jk, but it makes sense right ? Rather then configuring 1 PC for ICS…o.O

############THE END############

YO! Te ye

23/01/08

So i am here to post now. wahha, so after netf,  went to eat mac with sam,zh,jw,don and auggy

then after that we tot of going out to slack or wat. lol!

 so we decide to go vivo. sun bian see Mr liew shop. ahah. Called wenping along since later he say we ps him.haha.

 Sam went home first, jw took bus, while don went home.

after that all meet at vivo, outside Liew’s shop.

Art Frenzy!

He was not inside, so we went to look around then continue to play arcade while waiting for sam and wp to reach.

just then, jw saw liew. LOL! then all chiong out to find him lar. He was with his youngest child and wife. ahha. the child very cute.haha.

Artfrenzy inside

Mr liew and his wife.

Then, i saw something that make me totally went mad… mad… MADD!!!!

SOMETHING TAT TOOK AWAY MY 8 MARKS.

NAME ME THE WAY TO EXTINGUISH FIRE?

FIRE SPRINKLE!!!!!!

WAH LAO !!!! Y HERE ALSO MUST PUT!!!! ZZZ somemore is not one. TONS OF THEM!!!

blah…

after that we went to watch a “WONDERFUL + FANTASTIC + STABLE ” MOVIE.

so its call….

CLOVERFIELD!!!!

THE mOVIE IS FANTASTIC! IT HAS A NO ENDING AND EARTHQUAKE SIMULATION !!! FEEL THE SENSATION OF THE MONSTER ROARING! OMG ITS WONDERFUL.

man its so wonderful that i YAWN 8~10 times in the show. And totally dun feel like watching it.

they use video cam to take the movie. giddyness totally.

after the movie. Clapping of hand was heard and we went out.

the first thing we get out, all eyes PAIN and giddy. -__ -

in conclusion : CLOVERFIELD is a MUST WATCH
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* if u are trying to find way to touture urself*

After the movie, went back to Liew’s shop and complain and after that we go on to camp and slack around then go home.

anyway, out of topic, alvin was jealous that why always my picture was taken and post up only. So requested that should have his picture getting tou pai. So me and zhen han took one pic

Wah liew, ask us tou pai u, still put that shuai hand for wat.. LOL
caption time!
alvin : DUN PAI ME LAR!!! *inside heart : FASTER TAKE TAKE TAKE! BETTER POST B4 I BOX U AR! THINK I SCARE U EE AR*

LOL

Tata~

total profit today : Brown shirt !
total lost today : $7

edward

Reserved Place— 23/01/08

Post postpone to 24/01/08.. please be sure to come back and read…

while waiting…..

in the meantime….

this will company u….

FIRE !!!!!

Edward

Type of communication medium

Thick wire
Small Wire
Fat wire
Thin Wire

sian -.- sibei stress leh. =\ One day for netF = die. lol.

jiayou everyone~

relax 2

don’t get too stressed up, here’s another video for u guys…

I’m wondering how Mr liew get to know about this site? Are we being monitored???? @.@